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Hi, my real name is Emmalinarorona Arronioreliunime Vas Miralonirelia, but because humans find my real name difficult to pronounce, I will allow you to call me Emmy.|
I am here to take your homeworld as my new territory.
Now, as your new overlord, I have several announcements for you, Earthlings.
I hereby ban the barbaric practice of watching "SpongeBob Squarepants."
I appoint Albus Dumbledore as the new Prime Minister of England.
I appoint Professor Charles Xavier as the new President of the United States and Captain David Anderson as Vice President.
The protection of this planet will be the duty of Lara Croft, Sam Fisher, and the Justice League of America.
All existing research bureaus will be disbanded. Reed Richards, Tony Stark, and Bruce Banner will be placed in charge of forming new ones.
Sherlock Holmes and Hal Jordan will be placed in charge of the police force.
Bella Swan is to be hunted down.
Following my previous order, Edward Cullen is to be executed for harboring a fugitive.
Their bodies are to be turned over to Franken Stein.
That is all.
Have a nice day.